Say what you want about conservative Christian televangelists. I think they are hilarious.

“I’d like to say to the good citizens of Dover: if there is a disaster in your area, don’t turn to God, you just rejected him from your city,” said Pat Robertson to the citizens of the Pennsylvania town. Dover recently voted out 8 school board members up for re-election who supported "intellegent design."

“And don’t wonder why he hasn’t helped you when problems begin, if they begin. I’m not saying they will, but if they do, just remember, you just voted God out of your city. And if that’s the case, don’t ask for his help because he might not be there,” said Robertson.

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