Sunday, January 29, 2006

Hyalite lake, or the Turns that Cost 3 Hours Each

Marshall and I decided to go ski on Hyalite peak yesterday. It wasn't particularly early, around 9 am but it was early for us. We anticipated skiing out in the dark and were well prepared for the adventure. The road was in pretty good shape but there was a kind of giant five foot spaced snowmobile washboard that made it a slow drive. Two hours later we had parked the car off the road by backing over some two by ten boards laid out over the soft snow. Boards like those are a key tool to have when venturing up Hyalite. We also had 3 good shovels, two tow straps and four tire chains.

Then we started skinning up Hyalite lake trail. It was 5.5 miles to the lake but we figured we could still get a run or so in before it got dark. Three hours later we were still skinning. The giant snowmobile washboard covered the trail so we were skinning up and over two foot high mounds the entire time. We got to the base of what we were going to ski and went up. We got to a nice starting point and began preparing for our descent. It was a bout 4:30 so we wanted to get as far out as we could before it got dark. The skiing was really good; the snow was nice and the terrain was really fun. Kujo got sprayed with some snow and we jumped
off some small cliffs.




Then the fun started. The trail was not steep enough to ride out all the way on, so we ended up doing a combination of x/c skating and out of control flying over the previously mentioned bumps and arrived back at the car at 7 pm. Then we got stuck a couple of times. We eventually took off the chains that had been digging holes and lowered the tire pressure to 15psi on all four tires and motored right out of the hole we had previously dug. It was 9pm and we hoped our troubles were over.





Then we came across some ice fisherman in a bit of a predicament. Hyalite road is plenty wide for two cars to pass but the snow on the edges is much softer than in the middle so passing often results in getting stuck. These guys were really stuck trying to pass an abandoned buried subaru on a hill. We did a lot of digging, pushing and pulling and they finally gave up at around 11:30 pm. We got them to back down the road and turn around. They were very grateful and geve us some pints of old mill and we had a safety meeting. It was then smooth sailing, or rather obnoxious bouncing on washboard all the way to the mouth of the canyon. We made it back into Bozeman at around midnight. We had done about 5 hours of digging and pushing, destroyed both 2 by 10 boards and used every tool and technique we knew.





We returned a panicked phone call from our worried friends and found out that the sheriff had actually heard that our car was stuck up Hyalite. Our friends had actually started up the road to Hyalite to look for us and at the last minute got another report from the sheriff that we were ok. It is nice to have people willing to do that for you, and we were certainly grateful.

So all in all it was around 14 hours of effort for one ski run. It was a really good run, but I'm not sure it was worth 13 hours of constant effort. We were once again reminded that going up Hyalite road in the winter is never as easy as it sounds.

Thursday, January 26, 2006

Sharon's Neurotransmitters Reach Cease-Fire Agreement

January 25, 2006 | Issue 42•04

JERUSALEM—After more than 77 years under constant fire, the neurotransmitters of Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's brain could be nearing a truce. "These endless, often senseless patterns of never-ending discharge must come to an end," a spokesman for Sharon's neurostructure told reporters. "Activity has already slowed considerably since the violent blood-clot explosion in his brain earlier this month. We expect a total cessation of cranial nerve firings within two weeks." Observers are unsure whether the cease-fire will bring peace to Sharon's war-torn cranial region, but they remain guardedly optimistic.

Monday, January 23, 2006

Ski documentation













Big sky gps track. Had 40 miles of accumulated distance with a max speed of 87.5mph.
Rock out.

40hands


It was a great success/terrible failure depending on how you looked at it. I fell down at least 3 times walking home that night. 80 oz of malt liquor is definately a bad idea. More pictures here

Friday, January 20, 2006

Edward 40-Hands


Tonight at 12th and Curtiss 8:00PM MST

Last weekends biking pictures




Here are a couple from the Lewis and Clark Caverns bike ride Ian, Marshall and myself did on Sunday. A couple of inches or less of dry snow on frozen trail made for some fun riding. Especially considering it was in Montana in January.


Wednesday, January 18, 2006

The Weeks Ski Pictures


Here are the ski pictures from this weekend. Hiked up and skied a shoot in the Tobacco root mountains. The summit had big winds and an awesome view, skiing was a little hard but the trip kicked ass. My kind of mountaineering, an awesome mountain followed by a 40 in the sauna. I rule. Enough said.


Monday, January 16, 2006

yeah, that right, I'm awsome


Eating fancy chocolate on pinapple while drinking martini's at Kara's friends birthday party. We ate really good catered food and drank excellent vodka. I even bought some wingtips at salvation army and some shoe polish that cost more than the shoes themselves. But they look damn good, I tell you what. Posted by Picasa

Friday, January 13, 2006

Greedy assholes

Sweet, someone is sueing toyota for infringing on a patent with their hybrid vehicles. Maybe if were lucky they'll get banned in the united states and we can continue guzzling gas at an even faster rate. Then we'll just have to take over a few more countries.

Read more at www.autoserviceworld.co...

Thursday, January 12, 2006

Marshall killing it
























Too bad its fake. If anyone thinks they can make some tracks go for it.


I bet you wish you had a pig that was genitically engineered to glow under a black light.. The taiwanese did it, and the article is here.

Wednesday, January 11, 2006


Photos from the ski trip Marshall, John, Ian, and I took are on JesseParker.com or here, to be more exact

Friday, January 06, 2006

Mount Superior


Ian, Marshall and I climbed up and rode down this mountain today across from Alta ski area outside of Salt Lake City. It was pretty good, the snow was nice in the shade but crusty in the sun. It has been really warm the last couple of days in the mountains, almost 50 today at 9,000 feet. The top of this peak was 11,060 and it was still just below freezing.