Sharon's Neurotransmitters Reach Cease-Fire Agreement
JERUSALEM—After more than 77 years under constant fire, the neurotransmitters of Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's brain could be nearing a truce. "These endless, often senseless patterns of never-ending discharge must come to an end," a spokesman for Sharon's neurostructure told reporters. "Activity has already slowed considerably since the violent blood-clot explosion in his brain earlier this month. We expect a total cessation of cranial nerve firings within two weeks." Observers are unsure whether the cease-fire will bring peace to Sharon's war-torn cranial region, but they remain guardedly optimistic.
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The onion is great.. Hows the grad school/internet browsing going? And, are there any more details about the wedding?
or just any details at all?
July 15 at 7:00. Place will probably be the Bull place in Corvallis but that is still undecided
I should call nates mom and get the details, I'm sure she knows exactly whats going on
maybe you should just ask me in person, you do see me almost every day
yeah, I could do that.
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