Friday, February 02, 2007

Staggering losses suffered by Covenant and Brute forces

An unprecedented spree of fighting has left both the Covenant and Brute forces devastated. Reports are still leaking in but a majority of the fighting seems to have taken place late last night. A rare eye-witness account describes the attacker as a human like creature with a sword. "He was running and jumping everywhere hacking down anything standing in his way and indiscriminately throwing grenades among friend and foe, I finally threw my arms in the air and ran away. I don't think many others made it out." A picture taken from a field camera supports these reports.

Analysts predict this move may help to reunite the Covenant and Brute forces who have had recent fighting among themselves. A spokesman for the Covenant said "We can not be fighting among ourselves while there is an enemy as great as this threatening us both." The Brute spokesman merely roared, pulled out a grenade launcher, and ran off shooting at something.

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