Carved the belt with my teeth one night after this psycho bitch in a lacy green camisole treed me a couple blocks from "making a connection" at the bar and remained there all night wimpering at the base through mascara stained eyes and broken press on nails...I'm telling ya, girls are problems
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Bolt action? Is that a hand crafted leather belt you're wearing?
...and the devil eyes
one's yellow
That gun is bigger than you
Carved the belt with my teeth one night after this psycho bitch in a lacy green camisole treed me a couple blocks from "making a connection" at the bar and remained there all night wimpering at the base through mascara stained eyes and broken press on nails...I'm telling ya, girls are problems
and the gun is NOT bigger than me and I ALWAYS have "devil eyes"
Its ok to have big pupils. It just makes Lasik really expensive, or so they tell me.
good story though
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